She leaves the house looking like this...

Missy and I have been trying to teach Elliana about the concept of time. As you know, she will often say," this or that happened last week", when the event really happened about 6 months ago. Or, if she gets new shoes and gets a compliment on them she'll say she got them "yesterday."
Someone calls me today on the driver test line and asks if we issue the license he needs for his boat. I tell him that we don't and then I wanted to say that by phoning us he is barking up the wrong tree, but it came out - "Your're barking up the wrong dog." Afterwhich, embarrassed, I quickly hang up.