OFF WEEDER ZANE CANE

By Heidi Klum

Dear Mawissa,
Thank you for your support of ouwr contestant Cane. I too woved his Elvis costoome. He was such a dawer boy and verwe cweative, but last night Cane was not able. And as you know in fashion, won dway you ware in and the next dway you ware outt. Did you like ouwr big suppwise in bwringing back Vincent and Angela? Yes, we wanted to see if Angela had won more wosette in her weportwa or if Vincent, who was like a 70's weckord with a scratch that kept wepeating itself owver and owver, could get into a difwent gwoove. White now I'm wooting for Jeffwee. I wead his nweck westerday and it was wierd. And wemember, no models are killed in the makwing of ouwr progwam.